I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
