Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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