I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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