the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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