My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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