He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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