I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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