Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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