Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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