Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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