you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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