I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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