Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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