so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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