i barfeds in our rink
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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