If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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