i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I didn't shave. On purpose
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
