So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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