I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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