Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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