Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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