i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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