so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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