Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
We left an ass print on the piano.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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