Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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