I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Couch. On fire.
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