i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
