that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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