This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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