But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
