STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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