Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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