the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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