we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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