Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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