Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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