rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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