I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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