That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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