so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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