Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He kissed a someone with a penis
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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