so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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