their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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