garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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