Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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