I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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