Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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