your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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