Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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