brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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